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GIANT MICROBES COLON (Large Intestine) Chapter 1. Meet Mr. COLON. Hi, Mr. COLON! Mr. COLON is a healthy COLON. Mr. COLON is a happy COLON. What does Mr. COLON do? He is the final part of your Di-ges-tive system. He helps to digest (break down) the food which you eat. DIGEST, Mr. COLON, DIGEST! Mr. COLON also absorbs (drinks) any water left in what is left of your food, and sends it back into your body to be used wherever it might be needed. So, what is left after Mr. COLON is done digesting your food? POOP ! POOP , Mr. Colon, POOP ! Mr. COLON has had a good day. Mr. COLON is VERY happy. For more of Mr. Colon and his exciting adventures, join us for Chapter 2 , where Mr. Colon battles the evil IBS!!!!! [PLEASE NOTE: If it will make the reader happy, Mr. COLON can instead be Miss COLON, or Ms. COLON, or Mrs. COLON. For the purposes of this story, since the COLON is often full of POOP, it just seemed more appropriate to call it Mr. ...according to my wife!!!] All new materials ONLY Stuffed with Polyester Fibers Approximately 5" tall, 1" thick, and 5 3/4" wide Each Giant Microbes COLON tag contains an image of the organ, as well as interesting, educational, and even enlightening information inside. Giant Microbes--USUALLY a million times actual size! But, not this time. For anyone with a healthy sense of humor, especially if your COLON is a happy COLON! A NOTE ABOUT GIANT MICROBES: We carry almost the complete line of Giant Microbes products (including many retired designs) and have since the company first began. It is going to take a while for us to get them all up and listed on here but we ARE working on it. In the meantime...if you need any that we haven't listed on here yet, if you want other ones for the "SPECIAL DEAL" below, or just a few for our regular multi-item savings (but can't find them yet), feel free to write and ask about our prices and availability. Yes, we usually have plenty! SPECIAL SALE!!! (Actually, our everyday multi-item sale price!) Whenever you purchase ANY 6 Regular or XL size Giant Microbes products (among others) you can get a 7th one FREE...including postage! The rules are easy to follow. After deciding on and paying for the first 6, just send us a note (through ebay) with which one you prefer as your gift. The first 6 need to be paid for at the same time or close enough (like within the hour, not spread out over a few days...we ship daily), with all being mailed to the same address so they can all be packed together in the same mailer. INTERNATIONAL BUYERS MUST USE THE SHOPPING CART FEATURE AND MAKE A SINGLE PAYMENT OR WE CAN'T HONOR THIS OFFER!!! The free one MUST be priced equal to or less than the lowest price one paid for. You can mix and match quantities from any of our listings that carry this offer (7 of one style or all different...doesn't matter to us!). Any listings selling pairs, sets, or multiple items already, count as single purchases. If you pay for the 7th one, you can still get ANOTHER one for free, but we will NOT send a refund for the 7th! Once shipped, you will STILL be entitled to our usual multi-item postage refund, based on the weight of the package and the cost to mail it. Please write with any questions BEFORE you purchase, especially if you want one (or more) which we haven't listed yet. Simple enough? IMPORTANT: When these are sent to us from Giant Microbes, depending on the quantity of our order, sometimes they are individually bagged and sometimes they are bulk bagged but NOT individually. When we mail yours out, each WILL be safely wrapped inside either a factory-sealed bag or a new plastic shopping bag to help protect it from the elements as it travels to you. As these are filled with polyester fibers, it can and will probably be packed tightly for shipping so if it appears a little "squished" when it arrives, it may just need to be shaken and "fluffed" upon removal from its mailing box. PLEASE, for the safety of your new friend, do NOT cut or puncture the box with any sharp objects! These are original, fully licensed designs that I am selling for $17.95 each which includes free shipping to anywhere in the U.S. You can combine this with other items that I am selling to receive a refund for each additional item after the first, once shipped. This refund reflects my savings in postage fees by combining your orders and is based on the total weight of the items. International buyers are eligible for the multi-item discount (WHEN YOU USE THE SHOPPING CART FEATURE AND PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR ITEMS IN A SINGLE PAYMENT!) and receive free shipping to the Global Shipping Program Center in Kentucky, USA, but are responsible for all additional fees for postage, customs, tariffs, and/or other import charges. Any questions? Contact me.